I'll be seeing you in all those familiar places

I guess I'm jumping the gun a little with the holiday hype but yo, the holidays are just a stretch away. I can't wait to see every body's smiling face in Wpg. This season our social schedule's need to be re-conditioned in hopes that our moms and dads will love us still after our stay is through. These are some of the hot button issue's that we need to pay attention to when we crash our parents home for ze holidays: 1 - 10.

1) Get out of bed before 2 o'clock to avoid questions like, " why are you so tired "

2) Spend time at home besides when you sleep.

3) Call your mother if you're going to stay out all night, just call !

4) Use a cab, or operation red nose whenever possible.

5) Never be in a rush to leave the house, it hurts people's feelings.

6) Don't eat Daly burg's twenty minutes before six.

7) Put the phone back in their designated chargers, to avoid fucking chaos.

8) Shop thoughtfully, but don't break the bank.

9) Go to church ??

10) Don't have too many before church.

Have another look before you arrive chez votre parents pour les vancances.